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xmayb:

If you think that I’m going to be annoyed by you messaging me

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shutupandletmeseeyourjazzhands48:

RELEASE THE CRACKEN

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jaxander2006:

omnisam:

My two favorite photos I took at comic con this year.

Exhibit A: What happens when two Jokers meet 

Exhibit B: Heimdall taking the escalator

Bridge must be broken.

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jarrodmatthew:

ashwah:

My super cool alien/movie star boyfriend and I. On our way to the moon or somethin.

awww idk they’re so cute togetherrrr

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• Politician at door: (blah blah blah)...and my strong commitment to traditional family values, as my wife of 28 years will attest.
• Shade's mom: Sir, I don't care if you have orgies every Tuesday night so long as you get your job done.
• Politician: ...
• Shade's mom: Also, if "traditional family values" is a sneaky way of saying "anti-gay marriage stance," you should know that my daughter is bisexual, and if I never get to cry at her wedding because some law you passed made her wedding illegal, I will personally see that your wife of 28 years has a lesbian awakening in time for you to discover the virtues of traditional divorce.
• Politician: ...you have yourself a nice day, m'am.

vodkandcheerios:

yourbooboostewartanon:

heyimyourselenagomez:

yesterdayisnttomorroww:

cunterellaa:

Why does she talk like Ernie from Sesame street

It’s back on my dash lmfao omg

I’ve been looking for this for so long and it’s finally back omfg.

It’s a Vietnamese accent, ahaha. ^^

HAHA

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