My two favorite photos I took at comic con this year.
Exhibit A: What happens when two Jokers meet
Exhibit B: Heimdall taking the escalator
Bridge must be broken.
My super cool alien/movie star boyfriend and I. On our way to the moon or somethin.
awww idk they’re so cute togetherrrr
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Why I Love My Mother
Politician at door:
(blah blah blah)...and my strong commitment to traditional family values, as my wife of 28 years will attest.
Sir, I don't care if you have orgies every Tuesday night so long as you get your job done.
Also, if "traditional family values" is a sneaky way of saying "anti-gay marriage stance," you should know that my daughter is bisexual, and if I never get to cry at her wedding because some law you passed made her wedding illegal, I will personally see that your wife of 28 years has a lesbian awakening in time for you to discover the virtues of traditional divorce.
...you have yourself a nice day, m'am.
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Why does she talk like Ernie from Sesame street
It’s back on my dash lmfao omg
I’ve been looking for this for so long and it’s finally back omfg.
It’s a Vietnamese accent, ahaha. ^^
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